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Sunday, January 6, 2013
Open Water Swimmers Going Through Security
This is an example of conversations that have been exchanged between TSA agents and open water swimmers:
TSA Agent: "Can you step over here please? May be re-check your bag?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Yes, no problem."
TSA Agent [pulling out an enormous tub of endurance drink powder]: "We have to dust this powder for explosives. What is it?"
Open Water Swimmer: "It is powder that I mix with water on my swims."
TSA Agent [puzzled]: "Water for your swims?"
Open Water Swimmer: "No, I mix the powder with water FOR my races. They're long marathon swims."
TSA Agent: "Like protein powder?"
Open Water Swimmer: "It has some protein in it, but it is largely carbohydrates that we take at feeding stations."
TSA Agent: "Feeding? Do you eat it?"
Open Water Swimmer: "No I drink it. On my feeding stops where my coach is on a floating pontoon. But sometimes we have escort boats and my coach hands it to me with a feeding stick."
TSA Agent: "You drink on a feeding stop? With a feeding stick?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Sometimes. But I mostly drink and listen to my coach and crew. And sometimes I stretch out my back."
TSA Agent: "So you drink and stretch and sometimes you eat and listen? In the ocean?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Yes, sometimes I do all four."
TSA Agent: "While swimming? In the water?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Yes, except when I am crewing and mixing. On the boat. Or pontoon."
TSA Agent: "I thought you were in the water? Or are you on the boat eating and drinking?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Sometimes, I am the swimmer drinking the powder with water in the water. But sometimes I am on the boat as a crew member. Then I do the mixing and feeding. Oh...maybe that is TMI."
TSA Agent [with a confused look]: "Mixing drinks? This is not alcoholic, right?"
Open Water Swimmer: "Yes. I mean no. I mean I pour the powder in a container with water and then throw it overboard to the swimmer in the water. Sometimes, at night. But if I am the swimmer, then I drink it at a feeding stop."
TSA Agent [with a really confused look]: "Here's your powder. I don't understand it, but good luck anyway."
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